Friday, September 15, 2006

New Releases Are Gonna Be Tough

...So says shades, who we* bumped into the male locker room after FSI's step class on Thursday lunch. Should have had a hunch that there was some GXC meeting coz the place was swarming with them. Had sighted Macho Nips, Horny Herny, and then Shady Shades. By we, I meant Lionheart and me, coz Lionheart made one of those rare guest star appearances in FSI's Thurs lunch crowd. Probably because he didnt get his step fix yesterday, as FSI had to be replaced at the last minute, coz of the evening equivalent of morning sickness. Some nausea....which he later on said was food poisoning.

Anyway, his step class was enjoyable as always. Actually I came this close to not going, as I was exhausted from the night before, as was at The Vintry for a friend's party till 1.30am. But I figured the exercise would actually perk me up a little. Still, that didnt stop me from yawning in class, but I assure you, the yawn was in no way related to the mood of the class. In fact, it was brimming with energy, mainly emanating from the general direction of Lion. He ah, not bad leh, for someone of that vintage. [bracing for backlash]

Wednesday night was RPM as usual. To me, the end result of sex and RPM is the same....exhilaration. But getting there....well, that's another story altogether. RPM is torture. Sheer torture. Unless you love cycling, I don't see how anyone in their right mind can do RPM on a regular basis. And if you did LOVE cycling, then the more natural choice, well, is to cycle....outdoors. Enclosed in a small room, huffing and puffing away....its the modern concentration camp. But, the tracks were great, (Herny), and so happens, again, Lionheart and Steve (shall we call him Stevie Wonder, afterall, he's aiming to be Les Mills instructor for nearly all the programs).... yup, that's a good name, Stevie Wonder, were in the class, and where they are, surely the class shall be entertaining.

When I told Lionheart about the sex vs RPM similarities, he was quick to point out that "sex is only pleasurable if you are in the mood"...... I thought that was a woman's line. When is a man ever not in the mood???? I guess since there might be young people reading this, I shall stop and not repeat the rest of the conversation....

Did NOT go for combat on Tuesday, coz was busy baking, and had guests over.

And gasp, I wonder who ratted on me THIS time. First, Cerberus (now known as Cherubim) got to know about her nickname, (to quote Lionheart yet again, actually, it is a compliment. It's one person doing 3 people's job), and now, Sidekick got to know he was reviewed!!!

Young wolf is right. Really hafta be careful what one says!!!

Oh, and as for the topic heading, I digressed!!! Shades said that the new upcoming launch, pump is hard, combat is tough, attack is tough..... so, what's easy???? Good also la, otherwise no chellen.

16 Comments:

At 1:54 PM, Blogger Pick Yin said...

Nothing is easy this time my friend. Not BC especially. Muuahhhahahhahahahahhhh!!!

 
At 2:33 PM, Blogger fatboybakes said...

good good. the harder the better!!!

 
At 2:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, FB, when ARE men ever not in the mood?And does age relly have anything to do with it?

SC

 
At 3:09 PM, Blogger fatboybakes said...

hmmm, SC....scratching chin....
i dunno, i didnt say it. u have to ask lionheart.
but i can think of a few occasions when men might not be in the mood.
1. right after
2. during rpm
3. when they're dead
....hmm, cant think of any other occasions.

 
At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha....scratching chin...can you think of any other name that has these initials? Oh, and I love reading your blog, always have a good laugh.
SC

 
At 4:46 PM, Anonymous sunshine said...

Dear FB,
On who ratted on u this time,i might hv played a part in it, as i mentioned to sidekick after class abt a blog mentioning his performance in the curve that rainy sat but i didnt say the blog's name. (as for cerberus, i hv no idea, sorryla)

I don't think there's anything wrong with it coz the comments are positive and encouraging for a trainee instructor, and surely it is only to yr credit that yr good writing skills and interesting topics chosen, elicit response fr yr readers, even those who don't know you personally, ...no? :p

 
At 7:02 PM, Blogger fatboybakes said...

dear SC, haha, i only just realised, when i reread my comment, that scratching chin is also SC...but that's not what i meant. i meant, i was scratching my chin in deep thought, wondering who SC was!!! OOOOOOOOOOH, i think i know who oridi. hmmm, you go to sistine chapel's combat class right? unless you ARE SISTINE CHAPEL!!! cant be though. argh, on second thoughts, i'm completely clueless.

sunshine, i think i may have a vague idea who you are ;) when u see me at leon's class this sat, can you give a quack? i'll reply with an oink.

 
At 11:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do not know who Sistine Chapel is, therefore am NOT Sistine Chapel. Hehehe...it can't be that hard? FCI fan am I, but been lazy..I mean BUSY, hence no show for many moons.Think Combat... Please carry on blogging and entertaining us...
SC

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger fatboybakes said...

hey, SC, were you the one once buying sugarpaste flowers off some peddler in the gym? if you are who i think you are, then i thought your initials was SS. sistine chapel refers to that combat instructor who has artwork all over himself, just like the sistine chapel...covered with paintings. and by artwork, i dont mean the odd tattoo here and there.

 
At 1:17 AM, Anonymous yhsmom said...

Hail Cerberus! She deserves the title of reception staff of the year! She's definitely more smiley now though and less "bulldog" looking!

 
At 9:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear FBB, you are sooooo far off track.Have not been to MJH in a while because can not get past Cerberus,but am normally at the Curve.Think Peaceful Combat...hehehe.
SC

 
At 9:40 AM, Blogger fatboybakes said...

aiyo, yall, dont call her cerberus anymore la...she's an angel now ma.

SC - gahhhhh, do i know you???? this is driving me crazy!!!what on earth is peaceful combat? is that like wheelchair rpm?

 
At 9:44 AM, Anonymous sunshine said...

As everything has come to past, sorry for not quacking, as i had just read yr comments, hahaha, altho i'd rather miao, something we did a lot of in leon's jam on sat :P

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger YOU! said...

Meow! One of my Fav Jam Cardio track! interesting choreo, loads of diva performance for the members! :p

 
At 11:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pump is disappointingly easy....*pouts* Can't they make it harder!!!

rgds
shine

 
At 12:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FBB, the next time I see you, will say hi...till then...muahahahaha
SC

 

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