In The Old Days....

...at least men used their chiselled bodies and brawn for something useful. They were either gladiators, fighters, farmers, blacksmiths, builders, ie, they all used their physical strength for a purpose. These days, in the gyms, you get these chiselled taufus, strutting like peacocks looking for a good lay. Sickens me.

Anyway, that brings me to the next form of exercise that I usually indulge in. Body Combat. I wonder how much of this stuff is actually usable in real life. Which got me wondering, during the Saturday combat class.....things were going very smoothly, IPOD (I am AMAZED that people still dunno what IPOD stands for. It's INTERNATIONAL PRINCE OF DIVAS, a term spawned by Lionheart, with a little prodding from me), and there were no bloopers to blog about. We were all waiting with bated breath, (as in Sunshine and Me) for his terror merror sidekick during the Jinga track. Yar, so, when he was jumping on right leg, PHWAAAAAHHHHHHH......
Now, imagine he was King Leon(idas), from 300....well, it would require a large stretch of imagination, I guess, but anyway, ya, in the battle against mad King Xerxes of Persia.



Won't be hard to kill him. Just attack when he's doing an evasive side kick on his left leg. Now, if Leon(idas) didn't make his ESK on his right leg so obviously terror merror, .....he might have stood a chance in battle. But showing the glaring achilles heel ...hmmm, not wise, not wise.

What about our other Fs, lest they feel neglected. FCI, as gladiator Russell Crowe. Maximus Chiang.



Hmmm, not sure they had spectacles in those days, but I guess he could wear contact lenses. Now, I am sure FCI would probably have been a real mean fighting machine with his martial arts skills and all.

And playing Chow Yun Fatt's Role in Crouching Dragon and Hidden Tiger, is our dear FSI, with noodles hanging out of his mouth. Hiaks, as he would say.


I digress. But what to do? Leon, IPOD's class was almost flawless, there was nothing else to write about.