Monday, September 17, 2007

In The Old Days....

...at least men used their chiselled bodies and brawn for something useful. They were either gladiators, fighters, farmers, blacksmiths, builders, ie, they all used their physical strength for a purpose. These days, in the gyms, you get these chiselled taufus, strutting like peacocks looking for a good lay. Sickens me.

Anyway, that brings me to the next form of exercise that I usually indulge in. Body Combat. I wonder how much of this stuff is actually usable in real life. Which got me wondering, during the Saturday combat class.....things were going very smoothly, IPOD (I am AMAZED that people still dunno what IPOD stands for. It's INTERNATIONAL PRINCE OF DIVAS, a term spawned by Lionheart, with a little prodding from me), and there were no bloopers to blog about. We were all waiting with bated breath, (as in Sunshine and Me) for his terror merror sidekick during the Jinga track. Yar, so, when he was jumping on right leg, PHWAAAAAHHHHHHH......
Now, imagine he was King Leon(idas), from 300....well, it would require a large stretch of imagination, I guess, but anyway, ya, in the battle against mad King Xerxes of Persia.



Won't be hard to kill him. Just attack when he's doing an evasive side kick on his left leg. Now, if Leon(idas) didn't make his ESK on his right leg so obviously terror merror, .....he might have stood a chance in battle. But showing the glaring achilles heel ...hmmm, not wise, not wise.

What about our other Fs, lest they feel neglected. FCI, as gladiator Russell Crowe. Maximus Chiang.



Hmmm, not sure they had spectacles in those days, but I guess he could wear contact lenses. Now, I am sure FCI would probably have been a real mean fighting machine with his martial arts skills and all.

And playing Chow Yun Fatt's Role in Crouching Dragon and Hidden Tiger, is our dear FSI, with noodles hanging out of his mouth. Hiaks, as he would say.


I digress. But what to do? Leon, IPOD's class was almost flawless, there was nothing else to write about.

14 Comments:

At 1:25 PM, Blogger SC said...

Hahaahaha..very funny!!! Chiselled taufoo's indeed!

 
At 2:01 PM, Anonymous sunshine said...

This is so fffffarneeee!!! HaR, hAR har!!!

 
At 3:03 PM, Anonymous Ah Girl said...

LOL. too farnees!

 
At 4:40 PM, Blogger YOU! said...

the day I get body like Leonidas... hippos will fly! :p

 
At 12:10 AM, Anonymous yhsmom said...

ROFL! From Prince to King eh?

 
At 9:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

leon has won fbb heart completely,from prince to king.at the other hand fci is just a soldier from Rom,what a pity.

 
At 11:12 AM, Anonymous Megan said...

“chiselled taufus, strutting like peacocks looking for a good lay”

Hahaha… you had me in stitches and tears in my eyes! FBB you are so so so so farneeeeeee…

Such quick-wit talent and comical quality for stand-up, perhaps a short-skit aft FCI’s class? might get a bigger audience than FCI’s stylo milo combat class!! How’s that for FF superstar father and son back-to-back performance?

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger M@njAkid said...

FBB: Hiaks! :P

 
At 12:33 PM, Anonymous lionheart said...

FBB...Hahahahahah..guffaw..snort.U r right on track lar. I see soooo many packets of taufus around, all in different forms and colors and textures too...Japanese wan lar, "sui taufu" lar, Char taufu lah, and I bet even Chau taufu (for those with BOs)....but all these peacocks want to do is to show their chiselled soybeans to everybody. Think beauty...form over substance...hehehehehehehe.

Megs...agreed...."Tuesday Night Live with Fatboy" every week will be great....

As for the three roles, my vote for the most farnee wan goes to Manja Chow Yee Sin......slurping noodles while fighting....hiaks indeed...

 
At 1:15 PM, Blogger fatboybakes said...

lionheart, where were you yesterday? YI kept asking for you!!! TNLWF ah? cannot la, i am painfully shy, as you know. i know, manja's one, you want to fight MEE ah?

manja: hor, hiaks.

megs, you are too kind with your compliments. fci doesnt need extra standup comedy to lure crowds to his already sardine packed class. he does need to show more lurve to the class though, instead of obsessing about king leonidas.

anonymous....there there, dont feel bad. let me look for some pics of the last emperor la. emperor bigger than king, and china bigger than sparta.

yhsmom, royalty just flows thru his blue blood hor.

leon(idas), no need to be so modest.

ahgirl, yar, i thought so too. as expected, kena la, for the soldier vs king thing. roll eyes.

sunshine...well, there was nothing else to write wor, about the class.

sc, what to do, have to create a story from nothing wor.

 
At 2:23 PM, Anonymous lionheart said...

FBB...Was caught up in meeting. Finished late lar. Had planned to go to YI's class. Made it to RPM Challenge though. When are you going to do GOF ar? I quite enjoy this release lar, particularly Track 5, "Painkiller"....Lionness went with me yesterday, and was totally KOed by that track.

 
At 12:57 AM, Blogger M@njAkid said...

do i hv such pic???

 
At 1:45 PM, Anonymous lionheart said...

Manja... yau lar...nei sek FBB duck spaghetti at Maximus' potluck birthday party mar....

 
At 8:01 PM, Blogger M@njAkid said...

ah...............

 

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