Friday, January 05, 2007

Single... He Wants the Chicks to Know

Why am I always the bearer of good news. I've been instructed to announce, on behalf of my very highly eligible FCI, who has a nice apartment, car, body, (so they say), face, (subjective), height, (maybe not), length (anyone care to elucidate), that the fler is





SINGLE, and is taking applicants. Control yourself ladies....I know this sounds very egotistical but on the other hand, it could be desperation.

My work here is done. I wash my hands.

26 Comments:

At 8:24 PM, Anonymous Are U A FAG? said...

Certainly little FCI needs a fag.And only for fags.Hahaha.Hey fatboy,why u advertise like mamasan?

 
At 11:55 PM, Blogger fatboybakes said...

like mamasan meh? no what, mamasan advertise sure got price list one. this one doing friend favour ma, he ask me to blog one. you think i would normally do such a thing? aiyo, puhleez lah, such an invasion of privacy. let me assure you, it was purely on FCI's own volition. he the scribe, i merely the quill.

 
At 12:46 PM, Anonymous Bernsy said...

Alamak ! now BC class getting from more crowded to even more crowded.... I want to wish the guys and girls good luck in their mission in cowing FCI !!

 
At 6:17 PM, Blogger SC said...

Tsk, tsk, FB....so desperately SINGLE ka, your FCI?...anyways, good luck to the ladies...he's short, cute and adorable? Sounds like a puppy, no? Can't comment on length though.

 
At 11:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

kay i'm confused! who is FCI and who's ex-FCI? did FCI become ex-FCI then a new FCO was born? :) hehe.

ben (from singapore)

 
At 9:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Omigosh, since when being single deserves publicity from FBB himself. Since, its FBB making the announcement, is the news authentic?
So, sounds so desperate (agree with SC). Cute=in dictionary is ugly but adorable. Again, its subjective.
Wishing all the best to the ladies and guys..in their pursuit
Evil

 
At 10:15 AM, Anonymous sunshine said...

Aiyuh, FB, your FCI has been saying he is single for a loong long time oredi la, and yet is is always photographed and captioned with his girlfriend. And many of his regular combat members know of his girlfriend la!

 
At 11:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I totally agree with Sunshine!!!!! Muaks!
Evil

 
At 11:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

erm erm... that Ah Girl?

 
At 12:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wah Evil, you are certainly very evil aren't you? FCI is cute = adorable and has a great personality so none of that ugliness crap.
By the way, u sound so excited bout FCI's status. now is ur chance lar. hehe ..ur 'muacks' should be replaced with 'miaows'. shiverrs

Anti Cats

 
At 12:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

eRH Erh.. In between can boh?? haha.. no worries.. no worries..
SO, do u think the girls will all be estatic re this news???
Evil

 
At 12:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know YOU are definitely estatic.

 
At 3:25 PM, Blogger SC said...

FB, look what you've gone and done now? Women fighting oredi... tsk,tsk...anyway, please go to www.choobacca.blogspot.com who has posted an interesting question.

 
At 4:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha.. anonymous, u can have FCI all to yourself. I m not joining in any applications nor fights, I m happy where I m now, but am writing due to curiosity.

Evil

 
At 6:14 PM, Blogger Choobacca said...

If this invitation would be in China, he would have gotten hundreds of red letters for the hand in marriage.

For all you female hopefuls there, I can only say be patient, there is a queue.....

 
At 6:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...Q ..Only in China.

 
At 7:25 PM, Anonymous yhsmom said...

I want Ah Boy and Ah Girl to get back together again! I like happy endings!

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger shades said...

Oh dear.... FBB is pimping!

 
At 9:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

seems like FCI is overprotected already! u people praise him until like that huh?

choobacca ... choobacca ...
u may try to implement the numbering system for the Q as u meantioned... lol !!!

apple polisher

 
At 9:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, but what happened between Calvin and Jean ?

PL

 
At 9:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

O o,.. yeah, what happened between both of them..??

 
At 9:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

broke up oredi lar obviously! but why!!

 
At 9:50 AM, Blogger Leonard said...

Eh, as much as many will be curious as to whether they broke up or not... maybe we let them keep their story between the 2 of them? :)

 
At 10:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea...but they won't have any p&c at the first place oredi.

cuz someone started all these at the very first place mah?

 
At 10:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya, but .. look at the quote below- who requested what??

fatboybakes said...
like mamasan meh? no what, mamasan advertise sure got price list one. this one doing friend favour ma, he ask me to blog one. you think i would normally do such a thing? aiyo, puhleez lah, such an invasion of privacy. let me assure you, it was purely on FCI's own volition. he the scribe, i merely the quill

 
At 9:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no no! based on the latest blog, seemed like something went wrong. PL has joined FF...hmm. U think?

 

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