Wednesday, December 06, 2006

When Will I Do Jam?

Due to the overwhelming response of calls and invitations to do Body Jam, I feel a dedicated post is justified to reply. Anyway, when will I do jam?


Answer: When....

50 Comments:

At 4:10 PM, Anonymous yhsmom said...

That's so sweet!

 
At 4:15 PM, Anonymous lionheart said...

Hahaha..FBB doing jam when oinks fly. Eh...you should give it a try lah...Me of all the people have oridi gone through the "torture". Would be luuurvellllly to see you doing the pelvic thrust as well. And Yhsmom...I can already imagine him doing the "Its raining Man" track...and in FDI's lingo in reference to the hand movement.."I mau" and "now ngo mm moi"...kekekekekekeke...

 
At 4:34 PM, Anonymous yhsmom said...

That was such a great track wasn't it! My all time favourite!

 
At 5:20 PM, Anonymous lionheart said...

Ya..the song was great...but then have to admit that I have great difficulty in doing my hand movements with diva attitude to the "Ngo Yew" and "Now Ngo mm Moi" lingo..Hahaha

 
At 6:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Either that of pigs fly version, FBB said he might do BJam when he is pissed drunk. (Posted some months back!)
I think feeding him with a little booze gives might help him to execute the pelvic thrust, hip rolls, even Shimmy!!!!
K

 
At 6:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha.. the drawing done by you?
K

 
At 6:24 PM, Anonymous lionheart said...

K...FDI did mention dat we will provide "drinks" before and after the BJam session (posted just before this). Guess he may need it big time...can almost imagine FBB doing "Look At Me" with all the hand movements....chuckle

 
At 10:49 PM, Anonymous yhsmom said...

Ooh I like that track too!

 
At 10:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL LOL..Yeah, excellent idea to give him the right amount of booze, I think the execution of " Look at me... the I want and I dont want.. " will be very interesting!!! Plus plus, the new launch of bjam with sexy back song.. haha!!!
K

 
At 12:13 PM, Anonymous lionheart said...

K...ooohh you are wicked..evil...hahahaha

 
At 1:55 PM, Blogger fatboybakes said...

plot away, evil people. the problem with the booze is getting that equilibrium where i am high enough NOT to realise i am making a fool of myself, and passing out completely. and, seeing as to how sweat seems to help with the dissipation of alcohol, (much to the disgust of the people around, i'm sure), it will be a fragile equilibrium to maintain, for once the alcohol wears out after 1 track, "ping", the realisation of "OMIGOD, what am i doing here" will hit me like a misplaced jab or uppercut.

so ah, chances are better if you wait for pigs to fly la. they probably do anyway, not with their own wings, but probably in aeroplanes.

 
At 2:52 PM, Anonymous sunshine said...

haha, your piggy looks like my 2 pugs, complete with the flat snout and curly-wurly tail!

FB, i was like you, i have been trying jam since kim boey's time, and i thought aiyoyo, how come everyone looks so good dancing and i look like a fool! ( i am by nature a very shy person)

After many, many tries, the body loosens up and i realise that hey, no one is looking at me, everyone is more into how they look themselves....and that's when i began to enjoy body jam...

 
At 3:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lionheart said...
K...ooohh you are wicked..evil...hahahaha

Thank you Lionheart.. Evil K shall be me..

 
At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hah, you think it takes so fast to dissipate the amount of alcohol we force in you? By the end of the whole bjam, probably, we see u say "OMIGOD, what the HECK was I doing.." (followed by roars of cheers and applaud )
Evil K

 
At 3:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sunshine, me too lar,share my jam fears. When i started jamming few months ago, i was shy(ok, sometimes very shy, sometimes not so shy)but very conscious,hide behind the crowd.
Now, i have to stand in front of certain instructor during hiphop. It freaks me out, when I was required to dance with the regulars (who has over 1 year of dance experience. when the class was divided into smaller groups for the finale. I become blank! Frozen stiff!
FBB..Sunshine is right,In BJam, everyone will be too busy doing the dance, picking up the moves, the grooves. PLUS, There will be no "performance" at end of class..no worries. If u worri, FDI can help.. maybe get down from the stage and do a dance together. Haha.
Evil K

 
At 6:10 PM, Anonymous yhsmom said...

Sunshine shy? No way! In all the years I have known you, you have always come across to me as a bubbly & incredibly outgoing individual!

 
At 6:12 PM, Anonymous yhsmom said...

Someone just reminded me that another excellent retro BJ track is "Carwash"! Now I would love to see FB and Lion doing the "Honk Honk" part of that routine!

 
At 9:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No. no..the retro BJ cash wash is not exciting enough!!!! have u all seen Paris Hilton's on Carls Jr Car Wash Advertisement, there was another version..the guy version!! FBB should try that!!
Evil K

 
At 9:24 AM, Anonymous sunshine said...

hiya, yhsmom, thank you so much, i take that as a compliment...and yeah, it has been years,.....

Yes la, i am shy, i just mask it well...besides i am always so happy to see you guys so i come across as bubbly!

Ya, k, esp if i do cardio dance and the instructor divides the class into groups and ask us to "show me, show me" i freeze too!

 
At 2:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sunshine, do u still freeze???
K

 
At 9:58 AM, Blogger Leonard said...

Hmmm FBB... better not say too early... the last time I said that the day I'd do Jam will be when pigs fly .... I ended up TEACHING JAM. :P

Leonard

 
At 9:52 AM, Anonymous sunshine said...

K,i still freeze when i do cardio dance, so i hardly do it, either that or when my legs and hands get totally tangled up, i laugh stupidly to myself in the class, hehehe

 
At 12:38 AM, Blogger YOU! said...

waaa... away for a couple of days and such fun posts!! :p FBB doing the Carwash.... hrmmm.... hehe

 
At 9:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sunshine,FDI, Leo,I had quite a class on Sat. My instructor asked me up the stage and do a partner hip hop with him. I was so nervous, scared stiff a bit, he shooked my shoulders and told me not to be so "kan cheong". Heart goes thump thump thump. Ya,.. throughout the class, have to stay with him..
Yeah, u fellas teaching Bjam, ..how do u overcome ur nervousness n fear up the stage??
K

 
At 12:53 PM, Anonymous lionheart said...

yhsmom..."Car Wash" honk honk??? Am just trying to figure out the movements. Is it hands from the breast...errr..chest, like the way Tony does, or hip thrusts??? Or booty shake...Ooooer...must be ghastly...

 
At 4:04 PM, Blogger SC said...

Lionheart, time to start your own blog...with in depth reporting of Jam movers and shakers please? hehehe...ooo, just saw your doppelganger on Sunday..gosh, my friend looks just like you, I swear!

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger fatboybakes said...

have been trying to post a comment from my ipaq but this new beta blogger doesnt support it yet.

leonard : alas, i do not have the advantage of youth and svelteness, unlike you, on my side, when i make the proclamation about oinks flying, so i'm quite safe.

lionheart & yhsmom & K : all this jam terminology is greek to me.

sc : i agree with you, that lion should start his own gym blog, focusing on his new found passion, jam. THE LIMBERING OF THE LIONHEART. or how bout, LIFE OF THE LITHE LIONHEART

 
At 12:31 PM, Anonymous lionheart said...

FBB and SC : I thought I mentioned it somewhere in your blog before...am vellee vellee "Choon" wan when it comes to blogging. Remember, I always thot it was a "block" instead. Dont even know how to set up one, let alone maintain one. LITHE and LIMBERING...hmmmmm...am just figuring out how to "dislocate" a few hip bones so that I can do the hip thrusts. Cant even shimmy lah, let alone doing all those hip shakes....aiyo. Felt like a complete fool doing jam, particularly standing next to yhsmom, who was very very groovy.

SC...if my mum is still alive, I may ask her whether she has an illegitimate child somewhere....yikes....hahahahaha...

FBB....despite your grouses and denials, we still think there is hope for you to do at least ONE jam class...go on lah...just for the fun of it...I can imagine you grooving wat...you actually groove quite well in step mah...at least you can shimmy (I can't)...so shouldnt be a problem loh

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger SC said...

Lionheart..you even seem to speak like and make the same jokes as your doppelganger...must take a pic of him and post one day...aiyo!
As for blog...so easy, just register with beta blogger...as easy as FB shaking his hips.

 
At 2:57 PM, Anonymous sunshine said...

aiyah, i think FB and lionheart are just modest la...Lionheart can combat so well and yet he says he cannot; i can imagine he can jam well too..i have seen yr shimmy, lionheart and it is fine to me...

 
At 3:37 PM, Anonymous lionheart said...

Sunshine....I dont think I have the "Chee Kak" to call that shimmy...I think I do the "shivers" pretty well...hahaha..As for combat, am still trying to get the hang of it lah....wonder how you all can do the front kick and kick so high wan...me cannot even get pass the 45 degree mark...hahaha

SC...aiyo...yes, please post it on and let me "Yin Kau" my supposedly
evil twin...Hmmm...as easy as FB shaking his hips, based on his grouses, that means awfully difficult for me to set up a blog lah....hahaha

 
At 4:06 PM, Blogger SC said...

Lionheart, its easy to blog...as it is actually easy for FB to sway his hips...its just that he is reluctanct to..which I'm guessing you are too, blog wise?

 
At 4:39 PM, Anonymous sunshine said...

Lion, i also cannot kick too high la, any higher and i will topple over, unlike those with martial arts or ballet background!

But maybe since u have conquered combat and jam, u can try balance la, to loosen the limbs so u can hip thrust and kick higher! Maybe FB can do balance also....hor?

 
At 7:00 PM, Anonymous yhsmom said...

Lion has actually done Balance before! In fact by adding Combat and Jam to his repertoire, he has now successfully conquered all 7 Les Mills Programs! Even better than me! All hail to King Richard the Lionheart!

 
At 12:10 AM, Blogger Leonard said...

Hmm... I shall strike a deal, FBB, let me set a date to go to KL, and we go Jam together... :P

Leo

 
At 9:53 AM, Blogger fatboybakes said...

aww, leonard, you're such a sweetie. ...

as for body balance, guys, you may be surprised to know that i was a semi regular attendee at julia's class in MJH on sundays.., 4pm. so i am no balance virgin. that leaves jam only lah, then i'll be in same league as lionheart. but but..... NOOOOOOOOO JAM

 
At 9:57 AM, Blogger SC said...

This I gotta see, FB doing jam...better than FCI doing jam...hehehehe. can I take pics?

 
At 11:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FBB doing jam, please keep me posted. I take video!!!
Evil K

 
At 11:27 AM, Anonymous lionheart said...

SC...definitely no blog for me lah...my writing skills very very boring wan..too legalistic (or "lawyerly") in approach, just like my profession. Cannot write in such "flowery" manner as FBB...hehe

Sunshine...you definitely kicked a lot higher than me lah...Scientifically also make sense...you got slim legs, therefore easy to kick off. But for me, damn difficult to lift "ter kar or chee kiok"..u know what I mean right...kekekekeke

yhsmom...aiyo..."kam siah kam siah"..but master at jam???...Muahahahaha...will have to dismantle my hip bones lah...

FBB...eh...was made to understand that even your FSI has stepped into the fray, challenging you to join the jam launch at spk next monday....you ah...go lah, and we will all be there. Am sure if you go, yhsmom may even consider giving up her Free Sex Provider class, just to c you shake your bon bon, hor??

 
At 12:10 PM, Anonymous sunshine said...

i oso wanna go see FB shake his bon bon doing bollywood jam!

P/S Update la!

 
At 1:48 PM, Anonymous yhsmom said...

No free sex class on Mondays and hubby will be around to babysit so if FB really agrees to go, I will not only be there to see him shake his bon bon but I will be boogie-ing next to him on the dance floor!

 
At 2:20 PM, Anonymous lionheart said...

Oh ya...if FBB goes, I will oso be boogie-ing..errr..or attempt to do flex my paws and do hip thrusts all the way...What am I getting myself into???

 
At 3:39 PM, Anonymous sunshine said...

spk jam got launch on monday, meh?

 
At 3:58 PM, Anonymous lionheart said...

According to FSI, next week monday is the spk launch day for every type of class...Body step, Bodypump, Body attack, Body Jam etc...MNLI and FSI will be launching BStep, MNLI and Kenny will be doing the jam, Jeremy and FSI will be doing Bodyattack.

 
At 9:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MNLI is who ah?? sorry for my ignorance..Cool, u guys getting FBB into BJAM for the new launch??
Evil K

 
At 2:34 PM, Blogger fatboybakes said...

MNLI is macho nippon lady instructor.

 
At 4:17 AM, Blogger yw[2k] said...

Awwwwww.... Come on FBB! IT'S TIME ALREADY! :P

Time to shake those boooottieeeeee....... :P

 
At 10:54 AM, Blogger fatboybakes said...

YOUNG WOLF, long time no see, where u been hiding ah?

 
At 4:18 PM, Anonymous lionheart said...

FBB...as spoken during richelle's pump class, you seem to have no objection to do just ONE jam class right. As long as not on a frequent basis. I think thats a good start. You may even get addicted. Its perfectly alright. Richard Gere had trouble about going dancing in "Shall We Dance" and in the end, he was salsa-ing with his wife, Susan Sarandon. I can imagine you doing "Look At Me" with BL...[evil cackle]. So we shall fix a date ah? You, yhsmom and me...going for BJ with your FDI at a venue of YOUR CHOICE. I bet you will look a lot better than me, boogie-ing....

 
At 4:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yw2k..what kept u so long from replying? we needed more voice to get FBB to Jam!
Evil K

 

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