Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Chest Track Does Not Diminish Cup Size

You learn something new everyday. Yesterday, during body pump, the young instructor dedicated a reassuring revelation to the many women who had apparently asked him the question, "Does the check track cause a reduction in boob size". The answer, is a resounding "NO". Then, just as you thought it couldn't get any weirder, another young caucasian boy in the class asks, "hangon, does it make the b****s any bigger? Because I've been doing weights and my ahem seems to be getting bigger, and I don't want it to get any bigger". So once again, young instructor had to give assurance to the lad that nope, his mammaries would not magnify.

Very pleased with myself, coz managed to do 98% of the biceps track, AND complete the lunges, which has 16 bottom halves on each side. I always feel a strain on my arms while doing lunges, because its right after biceps, and to hold the bar on the shoulders in that position always makes my left arm painful.

Meanwhile, on a separate issue, this young girl I know, has been bemoaning the fact that she's fat. Duhh. Wake up and smell the roses woman, if you're fat, I should be checking into Marie France pronto. (and no wise cracks please about "why not"). Our latest acquisition is the ozim UZAP. The brilliant invention that supposedly lets you vibrate away your fat while watching TV. I'll let you know in a month's time if its worked.

2 Comments:

At 11:00 AM, Anonymous yhsmom said...

Haha! You bought the U-Zap? Then you must get the i-Gallop too!
The publicity blurb claims it can firm up your abs, butt and thighs "without conscious exertion"!
Still trying to figure out how that is possible. But love the tv ad. Such a laf with those cowgirls bronco-ing away!

 
At 1:59 PM, Anonymous Waterlily said...

aiyooo... hmmm... i dun tink the U-Zap will work la dear... plain Sit-Ups (everyday at least 100) will help lose the 'unwanted' weights around ur tummy... no drinking while taking meals and dun sleep after eating... no good for ur tummy...

btw, do u know Britney Spears does 2000 sit-ups a day... no wonder tummy so gorgoeus...

 

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