Flagellation Redefined

Recently, in the movie DaVinci code, that opus dei assasin would flog himself with a whip in his room, a term called flagellation. When I was younger, another movie, The Name of The Rose (where I encountered my first explicit "sex scene" where Christian Slater was bonking the peasant girl) also featured a scene where a fat monk would flagellate himself. Anyway, attending PFPI's (Probationary Favourite Pump Instructor) friday evening class feels like that. Self inflicted torture. Whip whip whip. I dunno why she referred to me, for the song "It's Raining Men".... Anyway, the male version of Lionheart was there as well. Bearing the same name as the Blessed Virgin, the nun from the sound of Music, and the main star of Westside story, I was watching her weights in utter disbelief. 18½ kg for squats on each side.

How do you solve a problem like *****?

Anyway, I feel like a mouse standing behind her.

On Saturday, after a long absence, I was back at Leon, IPOD's class. They now wrap the mike battery casing in a white plastic bag, which sticks out their bum like a bunny's misplaced tail. For someone who's been absent so long, the class went pretty smoothly without any noticeable hitches. Anyway, half of the class was done by some girl called Abby, .... twas like going for a Whitney Houston concert only to have half the concert sung by [fill in appropriate name]. Sunshine was the only familiar face there. Well, there were familiar faces, but I don't know them.

Last Tuesday, I rushed for FCI's class only to find out that he wasn't teaching coz he went for Chicago. Rumour has it that ahgirl fell asleep during the show. Anyway, the replacement was Lesley, a tou dai of my exFCI.....the last time I saw her on stage she was shadowing him for a practice track for their nike tribe contest. Initially I wasn't going to stay, cos my main purpose was to attend FCI's class (talk about wrong reasons!), but Lionheart cajolled me into staying, and told me that he heard she's very good. Anyway, no complaints, her cue-ing is crisp and clear, and the energy levels were exceedingly high.